"Teach you to PATronize me!"
Elizabeth
"Teach you to PATronize me!"
Elizabeth
Nearly!
Oh, Billy, Oh Billy, here`s a go! Forty buses in a row! No, Billy, No Billy, them is trucks. What is in them? Peas and ducks.
If you read it fast it`ll come out right! LOL!
Pat
A favorite limerick from law school days - - -
There once was a lawyer named Tex Who had minimal organs of sex. When arraigned for exposure, He said with composure, "De minimus non curat lex."
The last line is a very old legal maxim, roughly translated to be "the law will not cure a minimal injury", generally considered to mean that the courts will not waste time on trivial matters.
I have no idea who wrote the limerick.
Yes, that's what I thought. ;-D
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