It was from your DH!
There's a small German town near Munich called Pfilzerplatz, and the town is renowned for producing fine stationery. Anyway, Munich had a problem
-- the thousands of stray dogs in the city were breeding with one another and overrunning the city. So the people of Munich banded together and ran the dogs out of the city. Unfortunately, the dogs appeared in Pfilzerplatz. The dogs took over everything, and the mayor decided to evacuate the town. The paper mills were shut down, and everyone left.
But a couple days later, the townsfolk, watching their town from the hills, saw smoke rising from the smokestacks. They knew no humans were left in the town, so they concluded that the dogs had learned to operate the factories.
The mayor hurried to Munich's town hall and pleaded, "You've got to help us!
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The mills are alive with the hounds of Munich!
**************************************Zebediah was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets and ten roosters, whose jobs were to fertilize the eggs.
Zeb kept records and any rooster or pullet that didn't perform well went into the pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of time, so Zeb got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he was too, only his bell had not rung all morning! So Zeb went to investigate.
Several roosters were chasing pullets, bells a-ringing! But, Brewster had his bell in his beak so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Zeb was so proud of Brewster that he entered him in the county fair.
Brewster was an overnight sensation! The judges not only awarded him
. . . . . . . . . . the No Bell Piece Prize but also
. . . . . . . the Pullet Surprise.
**************************************And another from a former member of the group:
The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor's study and asked for help.
The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment. Finally he looked serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently. Then he looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number, and opened the lock.
The teacher was amazed. "I'm in awe at your faith, pastor," she said.
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. ."It's really nothing," he answered. "The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling."
**************************************Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tillie, being older and more feeble . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . couldn't reach that far.
******************************************Men & the laundry
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
I replied, "It depends, what does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Minnesota Vikings."
Okay, I'll stop now.
Joan