A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you fuss time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting - you juss ask. So whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently and eagerly for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I wan to twy someting I hear about from udda girls . . I twy Numma 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....
* * * * * * * * * * * * *- 'You want numma 69........Garlic Chicken wif snow peas, side order of chickie flied lise and eg loll?'
Fred