another horrible Christmas joke in very poor taste

Dec 13, 2010 6 Replies

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.



Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.



When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.



Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys scattered.



Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.



Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to put it?'



And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.



Not a lot of people know this.


Recently a 3 year-old asked why we had an angel topping our tree instead of a star. "Just a family tradition" wasn't a good answer. Maybe replacing her with a star would be easier than explaining. Polly

We were told that 'all the prayers you say all day were taken to heaven after we went to sleep' So much for paying that you'd 'ace' a test during the day.

So, did it teach you to plan ahead? :-)

Hanne > We were told that 'all the prayers you say all day were taken to heaven

LMAO! I needed this today! Thanks!

All right! I got one......What's the first thing that Eskimo mothers teach their children?

Wait for it...............................................

Don't eat the yellow snow!!!

I really needed that today. Thanks for the good laugh.

Sherry Starr

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