This was emailed to me, and I thought of you all. LOL
T'was the night before Christmas, And all through the home, Only one creature was stirring, A late night scrapper alone. While she cropped and she trimmed, Under her breath she was muttering, "He hid my darn Tape Runner" The poor wife was stuttering! When out on the lawn There arose such a clatter, She sprang from her table, And dropped her pens with a splatter. Away to the window She flew like a flash, Thinking maybe it was UPS Bringing more of her stash! But what to her wondering eyes Should appear, But a miniature (die cut) sleigh And 8 (sticker) reindeer! With a little old driver So lively and quick She knew right away It was jolly old St. Nick. He carried a sack Filled up to the brim With paper packs, triangles, And die cuts crammed in. There were combo packs, stickers, And snap packs galore, There was even a Joy Album Not available in stores! He went quickly to work, Stowing it all under her tree, The papers, the decorations And all Acid Free! "The Decorative Cart is heavy!" She heard him exclaim, Then he turned to his reindeer And called them by name: "On Buyer and Stasher, Puncher and Cropper. On Scrapper, on Matter, On Trimmer and Cutter." And he sprang to his sleigh But before he could leave The woman yelled, "STOP!" And pulled a camera from her sleeve. She snapped some quick photos For future keepsake, Thinking all the while Of the layout she'd make! And she heard him exclaim When she finally let him go "Happy Scrapping to All" And to all, "HO HO HO!"