the Night Before Xmas again poem

and for you all again this year..... open the message box to full screen to view it properly cheers.....Cher

KNITTERS NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmasand all around me There was unfinished knitting not under the tree, The stockings weren't hung by the chimney with care 'Cause the heels and the toes had not a stitch there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds, But I had not finished the caps for their heads. Dad was asleep---he was no help at all. And the sweater for him was 6" too small. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I put down my needles to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash. Tripped over my yarn and fell down in my stash. The tangle of yarn that lay deep as the snow Reminded me how far I still had to go.

When out on the lawn I heard such a noise, I was sure it would wake up both Dad and the boys. And although I was tired--my brain a bit thick, I knew in a moment that it must be St Nick.

Yet what I heard left me very perplex-ed For nothing I heard was what I expect-ed. "Move Rowan! Move Patons! Move Koigu and Clover!

Move Shelridge! Move Starmore! Move Spinrite! Move over! Lopi, don't circle around, just stand there in line.

Pay attention you sheep and you'll work out just fine! I know this is hard as it's just your first year But I'd hate to go back to 8 tiny reindeer."

I peered over the sill. What I saw was amazing: Eight wooly sheep on my lawn all a-grazing! And then in a twinkle, I heard at the door Santa's big boots stomping on the porch floor.

I rose from my knees and got back on my feet. As I turned around, St Nick I did meet. He was dressed all in wool from his heat to his toe

And his clothes were hand knit from above to below.

A bright Fair Isle sweater he wore on his back.

And his toys were all stuffed in an Aran knit sack. His hat was a wonder of bobbles and lace A beautiful frame for his rosey red face.

The scarf on his neck could have stretched for a mile, And the socks peeking over his boots were Argyle. On the back of his mitts was an intricate cable. And suddenly on one I spotted a small label:

"S.C." in duplicate was on the cuff. So I asked, "Hey, Nick, did YOU knit all this stuff?" He proudly replied, "Ho, ho, ho, yes I sure did. I learned how to knit when I was just a kid."

He was chubby and plump, a well dressed old man, And I laughed to myself, for I'd thought up a plan. I flashed him a grin and jumped up in the air, And the next thing he knew, he was tied to a chair.

He spoke not a word, but looked down in his lap Where I had laid my needles and yarn for a cap. He began then to knit, first one cap then 2-- For the first time I thought I might really get through.

He put heels in the stockings and toes in some socks, While I sat back drinking a scotch on the rocks. Quickly like magic his needles they flew, Good Grief! He'd finished by two!

He sprang for his sleigh when I let him go free, And over his shoulder he looked back at me. I heard him explain as he sailed past the moon, "Next year, start your knitting sometime around JUNE!"

Reply to
spinninglilac
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LOL Cute! I don't remember reading this before!

Gem

Reply to
MRH

Thanks Cher, I enjoyed it. Are you the poet?

Reply to
The Jonathan Lady

Hi Cher,

I don't remember reading that version before and Noreen, you were in what grade when you wrote that version? LOL

Hugs,

Nora

Reply to
norabalcer

Sixth. Don Miller, Doug Aamann, and .... either Linda Klotz OR was it Cheryl Spotslowski and I wrote it. Honest. (y'know how KIDS are! :D) Noreen

Reply to
The YarnWright

I shove it on every year...lol

Reply to
spinninglilac

No not guilty I'm afraid, it came from the machknit list several years ago, and it's been doing the rounds ever since..

cheers......Cher

Reply to
spinninglilac

I don't have that one handy (I thought I did), but I do have something else you may enjoy! ;o)

Gemini

-- BEST CHRISTMAS COOKIES EVER

1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just! pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS!!!

Reply to
MRH

Ahh, well I wasn't here the last three Christmases, so I missed it. Anyway, I love it now! ;o)

Gem

Reply to
MRH

LOLOL.. we do this one with whisky:)))

Reply to
Ophelia

Oh I meant to tell you, that someone on a recipe group I read posted this! Enjoy!

Gemini

Reply to
MRH

Thank you so much Gemini. I really needed that, I've been laughing so much my ribs hurt. With all the preparations I've been doing, MIL arrives Thursday, I'm so tired that this really was what I needed right now.Fortunately, this time, I wasn't drinking coffee. Sofia D (from Brussels with love :-)

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Reply to
Magie Noire

LOL You're welcome! I was cracking up laughing when I first read it too! :o)

Gemini

Reply to
MRH

OMG that is so funny Gems, I skipped by it at first thinking it was just an ordinary recipe....well it is...that is Exactly the way I cook......lol hic .... I'm as jober as a sudge ... hic

crehes chre .. hic .... hic

Reply to
spinninglilac

LOL Meals must be fun at your house! hehehe

Gem

Reply to
MRH

I'm on my way out the door on my BROOM with a bottle of Irish Whiskey, Cher! LOL Noreen

Reply to
The YarnWright

Hi, I put it into a Word doc w/ graphics - if you want it, send me your email address, I'll send it as an attachment (and, you say - why is she doing that when she can be knitting?) ;-)

cheers.....Cher

Reply to
Soozergirl

I do that from time to time too! LOL

Ummm twice your *own* age? And what the heck is a recycled teenager? I still act (even if I can't always move) like a teenager! LOL

Gem

Reply to
MRH

I am totally useless with names, when I'm working someone will come up and say, can you play a song for John or somebody's birthday, and I'll say yes, and then set the rig for the birthday song, and have promptly forgotten the name of the flipping person,

Sal my duo partner says, you amaze me with this cher, you remember all those song words all night long and yet one word a name, and you forget it...lol. Then on the mic she tells the audience ... ''she is going senile, and her memory is going bless her'''

its different with songs, you aren't thinking about the words of the song, you sort of go on automatic pilot, and only forget them when you think about them... I tell new singer who do this not to worry it is like driving once you've learnt the song you won't forget it, when you have been singing them over and over every night, it becomes a bit like a long drive home, you are going along and think, 'have I passed that garage yet?' or something, cos you haven't been noticing properly, well singing is the same, you are singing away but not listening to what you are singing, You could be thinking all sorts like, wonder where that lady got her shoes from, then suddenly you'll be listening to the music and you'll think.....''what verse have I just sung''' lol I can't remember words to songs unless I hear the music either another musician rang me up to ask the words to something or another Summer of 69 I think, and darned if I could remember them, yet I sing it every night we are out...lol

crackers....

Reply to
spinninglilac

LOL Like riding a bicycle... do it so often it just happens naturally. :o)

Gem

Reply to
MRH

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