For the dog lovers

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but =C2=A0seldom, if ever, smell one another? =EF=BF=BC Dear God: =C2=A0When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same =C2=A0old story? =EF=BF=BC Dear God: =C2=A0Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the =C2=A0colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often =C2=A0do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so =C2=A0hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the ' Chrysler Beagle'? =EF=BF=BC Dear God: =C2=A0If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he =C2=A0still a bad dog? =EF=BF=BC Dear God: =C2=A0We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, =C2=A0horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and =C2=A0Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? =EF=BF=BC Dear God: =C2=A0More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. =EF=BF=BC Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I =C2=A0have to a p ologize?

Dear God: =C2=A0Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a =C2=A0good dog.

1. I will =C2=A0not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. =C2=A0

1. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just =C2=A0because I like the way they smell.

2. The Litter Box is not a =C2=A0cookie jar.

1. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

2. The =C2=A0garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

1. I will not play =C2=A0tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

2. =C2=A0Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying =C2=A0'hello'.

1. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm =C2=A0under the coffee table.

2. I must shake the rainwater =C2=A0out of my fur before entering the house

- not after.

1. I will not =C2=A0come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

1. I will not =C2=A0sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

2. The =C2=A0cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that =C2=A0noise, it's usually not a good thing. =EF=BF=BC =EF=BF=BCP.S. Dear =C2=A0God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles = =C2=A0back? =C2=A0

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John & Maggie(Woof)