lame joke

That was to be forwarded to my dad. I forgot to go over to mail though. You want the hillary joke? It might be offensive to some, just a warning. Needless to say dad is NOT a fan of Hillary.

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Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hilary Clinton for President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

Estelle Gallagher wrote:

If you're going to post partisan political jokes, could you at least do us the favor of changing the subject line?

Unless you're saying your Hillary joke *is* lame... ;-P

Taria,

I do happen to like Hillary--but that is still so funny. ;-)

Best regards, Michelle in NV