Not as funny as the reputation one you just sent. I guess supporters of Hillary really should take the don't ask, don't tell theory. : )
My Living Will
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So she got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.
That was to be forwarded to my dad. I forgot to go over to mail though. You want the hillary joke? It might be offensive to some, just a warning. Needless to say dad is NOT a fan of Hillary.
Reputation ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~
Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hilary Clinton for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
Estelle Gallagher wrote:
If you're going to post partisan political jokes, could you at least do us the favor of changing the subject line?
Unless you're saying your Hillary joke *is* lame... ;-P
Taria,
I do happen to like Hillary--but that is still so funny. ;-)
Best regards, Michelle in NV
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