mad scientists and SMs

I know there's something to be said for never being bored but your sweetheart takes it to a whole new level. Thank you, NightMist. That's fun. Maybe you should casually mention some time that you have a friend with

"NightMist"

Well, he probably wouldn't use the particle accelerator on *you*.

I had my teeth drilled with one of these as a kid in New Zealand:

==== j a c k at c a m p i n . m e . u k === ==== Jack Campin, 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland == mob 07800 739 557 CD-ROMs and free stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, and Mac logic fonts

By special request, here is the steampunk nerf gun:

You are bound and determined to see some gators humping along on peglegs aren't you? (G)

I tell the man you have that many gators and he will be setting his sights on their feet. I can see it now, you and I sitting quilting on the porch, while my mad scientist is setting up a gator paw catcher out in the swamp. I just hope this future invention chases off the rest of the critter.

NightMist

No, no, no. We are quite fond of our gators. They are just grand watchdogs and require very little maintenance. They're always smiling and even cheerful about taking care of an occasional insurance adjustor or revenooer. Polly

"NightMist" You are bound and determined to see some gators humping along on

Hmmmm....

Dear Athena, You are the Goddess of war and wiisdom so this fits. Please send Polly a big ole wooden spoon so she can properly spank my DH if he gets notions about her gator's feet. Thanks!

NightMist

After all the incredible recommendations here, I have some wonderful, precious wooden spoons. But . . . I'm most reluctant to ask, what in the Sam Hill does a Mad Scientist want with gator feet? Is it something like eye of newt? Never mind. Maybe we don't want to know. Polly

"NightMist"

Gator feet, mad scientist...hmmm....yeah, makes sense to me. LOL!

amy in CNY

Musnt forget, in addition to being a mad scientist he does conjure. So yeah, it is akin to eye of newt. (G) We have a candy jar on the shelf just for gator feet, albeit weeny gator feet. There is all kinds of crazy stuff on the shelf here.

NightMist