OT Bra humor - SPEW Warning

My Godmother sent this to me a bit ago but I just got into that seldom used account. Thought I'd share =) As I nearly spewed my ice tea, I thought a warning appropriate -- I don't wanna be cleaning monitors and keyboards all around the world =)

Tricia (LQS informal "interview" tomorrow, resume into temp service today, and call back -- of sorts -- from the new Lowes today. Things are starting to have potential)

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up

to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. "

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? "

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every

shape, size, color and material imaginable. She added, "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. "

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? "

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,

and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

----- Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen!

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Tricia
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I used to wear a 34D as a young gal, now, about 30 years later I wear a 36 long :(

Val

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Val

Funny! I'll pass that one on to friends.

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