A farmer brought his daughter a pet pig, which she called "Frisky" when it was in her room but she called it "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty.
"Tell me," asked her father, "Why do you have two names for your pig?"
"That's easy," she replied. "Ballpoint is just his pen name."
Gillian
Thank you for the giggle!
Cheryl
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There should be a penalty for that lol
Groooooooan! That's one I hadn't heard before. I'll have to share it!
Bad jokes are my guily pleasure... Becky
spew warning should have been SPEW WARNING
It even choked me up an I'm a tough ol bird.
Fred
W.I.P. - "Fiddler on the Roof", "Oriental Maiden".
Wow what an achievement! Choking up the pun-meister himself!!
Gill
Fred wrote:
I think most of us agree this is one of the gems.
Lucille
Good thing you put a spew warning on this one, Gill!!!!
ROTFLMBO!!!!
Joan
So what now?? I should take my hat off to Gillian the pun-scheister?? ROTFLMAO!
Running for cover!! Fred
W.I.P. - "Fiddler on the Roof", "Oriental Maiden".
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