Got this from a friend, and I knew I had to share it. Enjoy!! Toni
A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on Today, as they may be connected to the ass that i may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday 5% on Friday
And help me to remember... When I am having a really bad day, And it seems that people are trying to piss me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown and Only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
AMEN