OT the Polly Esther Christmas Joke

I think I have lined up with our dear friend Jo in Scotland so we can double the damage with our terrible Christmas jokes. Here's mine -

Why did the Three Wise Men ride in Red Trucks?

The were coming from afar.

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Polly Esther
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Oooohh!! I've been waiting for that! Thanks Polly.

Reply to
Sharon Harper

Whaddya mean it's time? I've had my trees (count 'em FOUR) up, the door wreaths hanging, all the stuffed santas/mrs claus's/reindeers up and the 8 foot santa on the porch up since last Tuesday!! Yaaaay! Chrissie is coming. Oh and I put the painted Santa climbing up our fence having his pants torn off by hungry QIs up last night!

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Sharon Harper

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Estelle Gallagher

Ohhhhh Sweet Polly - I loved it just as much this year as I did last year.... thank you! Let the games begin!!

Hugz Patti in Seattle

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Patti S

Loved the one from Russia too, ;)

Reply to
lisa skeen

So glad you enjoyed it, Lisa. And lining up with Jo was big fun so she could do "Rudolph". But . . . it seems to me that there was a 3rd one last year. Where oh Where is our other Christmas traditional joke? Polly

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Polly Esther

Me! Me! Me! It was mine and I've lost it!!! My sieve brain hasn't a clue what it was....and I can't seem to find it on google! Any ideas? KJ

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KJ

I think I needed more than a year and I'm still not quite sure I understood it right :-) Heidi from Germany Rita in MA schrieb:

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Heidi from Germany

Whew! Ok, I can start my shopping now. Where did I put that treee?

Cindy

Reply to
teleflora

Let me know if you find my lights with your tree Cindy!

Reply to
KJ

Hey! You don't suppose that it is the same thief that stole my night vision and perky breasts, do you?

Cindy

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teleflora

probably using my lights to see it's perky breasts in the dark!!!

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KJ

The thief who stole my breast has a "surgeon" sign by his front door. LOL!! Bob's looking after them in Heaven.

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SNIGDIBBLY

I KNEW one of you was gonna say that, Snig. Hey, I met a couple from your neck of the woods over the weekend. Joyce and Mark Barker. They were at a local quilt shop with their sewing machines.

Really nice couple. In fact, they were so nice, I bought a machine from them!

Cindy

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teleflora

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