Jo's Annual Christmas Joke

Dec 12, 2008 3 Replies

Here we are! Hanne found it for us.



In Russia there lived a man named Rudolf. He and his wife had several children and, one day while getting everyone dressed and out to school, Rudolf mentioned to his wife that it was raining and the kids needed their coats and boots. His wife said to him that he was wrong and it was actually snowing. Rudolf insisted it was raining and his wife insisted it was snowing. This went on for several minutes until Rudolf settled it by looking out the window again, and saying to his wife....



"Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."



Hanne and Polly


On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:21:06 -0600, Polly Esther wrote (in article ):

ROFLOL!

Maureen

A journalist was in a small Alabama town to write up a Christmas report. As he entered the town square, he was impressed to see a quaint Nativity scene with figures of Mary, Joseph, the Baby Jesus, and the three wise men. One thing puzzled him though ... the wise men were all wearing firemen's hats. He went back to the motel and asked the girl at the front desk if she knew why the wise men were wearing firemen's hats.

"City folk," she replied, "Ya think ya know ever'thang, don't ya? Y'all ain't nuthin' but city folk who don't read the Bible!"

"Pardon me, but I do read the Bible," he replied. "There's nothing in the Bible about firemen's hats!"

Muttering under her breath, she pulled out a Bible from under the desk and said, "Looky right here. It says, 'They came down from afar'!"

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