OT: Calling all BAD (and worse) holiday jokes....

The pain in my arm is slowly ebbing... but withdrawing from 30+ days of heavy pain meds is taking its toll.

So since I'll likely spend another day in my armchair -- accomplishing very little... I challenge you all to a BAD CHRISTMAS JOKE contest (where everyone is a winner... or loser! LOL)

I'll start things off with a few short groaners....

What do they call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad

Okay -- now bring on your own BAD holiday jokes

Reply to
Kate G.
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What does a wolf get when running on the beach? Sandy Claws

Kate G. wrote:

Reply to
Hanne Gottliebsen

OK, here's my bad joke!

Maria went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.' What denomination?' asked the clerk. 'Oh! Good heavens! Have we come to this?' said Maria, 'Well give me 50 Methodist and 50 Church of England ones please.'

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Alice in PA

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