The pain in my arm is slowly ebbing... but withdrawing from 30+ days of heavy pain meds is taking its toll.
So since I'll likely spend another day in my armchair -- accomplishing very little... I challenge you all to a BAD CHRISTMAS JOKE contest (where everyone is a winner... or loser! LOL)
I'll start things off with a few short groaners....
What do they call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad
Okay -- now bring on your own BAD holiday jokes