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OTOTOT -Joke

This just came in from a dear friend of mine.

Hopy you enjoy as much as I did....... Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)

Be afraid of old ladies! Be very afraid! They have been there and done everything!

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Cindy Schmidt
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Ok, delicate sensibilities alert -- but here's a good one:

A couple had been dating for a while and one night on a date she opened the glove box of his car and found a condom. She'd never seen one and had no idea what it was. Her fellow, who was philandering around, stammered a bit and then came up with a brilliant idea. He told her "Oh, that's a cigarette cover. You use it so your cigarette doesn't go out while you're in the shower. They have them at all drugstores." That sounded fine to the woman, who was a heavy smoker herself. So she took it home with her and next time she was in the shower she lit up a cigarette, opened the condom and tried to put it over the cigarette. But, of course, the thing just kept falling off.

She wasn't to be deterred, however, and the next day she took the condom to the drugstore and got the attention of the clerk behind the counter. Explaining that she needed a product in a different size than she had, she pulled the condom from her purse. "This is what I want," she said to the clerk, who was turning bright red. "It's the wrong size. Have you got one of these to fit a Camel?"

Ok, so it's pretty lame joke. Used to be funnier than it is now. LOL

Sunny

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Sunny

Would have been funny if she had gone into the drugstore with her boyfriend... pulled it out and requested one that would fit "one" only 4" long and a 1/4" diameter... with the philandering guy standing right next to her! Can you imagine the look on her philandering boyfriends face!

That's where I thought the joke was going! Although the camel ending isn't bad! LOL

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Kate G.

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