Subject: A balloon
>> > A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around >>> > the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to >>> > break >>> > something. >>> > The boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going >>> > to >> break >>> > something." He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the >> store. >>> > Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick >>> > and >> it lands >>> > in the toilet. >>> > Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A >> diarrhea run. >>> > She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. >> When >>> > she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. >> Diarrhea >>> > everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! >> She calls >>> > her doctor. >>> > The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures >>> > her >> he'll >>> > be over shortly to examine everything. >>> > When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his >> knees and >>> > takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen >>> > and >> sort of >>> > touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and >> diarrhea is >>> > everywhere. On him, the walls, etc. >>> > "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks. >>> > He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is >>> > the >> first >>> > time I've ever seen a fart!"