Restaurant Bridezilla

BEI Design Mar 29, 5:54 pm show options

Newsgroups: rec.crafts.textiles.sewing From: "BEI Design" Two does. Two also enjoys the mental image which springs to

Cea, sorry about your eye! I have a prominently displayed (though hardly original) sign:

"Dust is a protective coating!"

Beverly

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I have an adolescent daughter (and son, come to that). I can recognise a right good flounce when I see one.

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I was doing buttonholes yesterday as it started to go dark ... beaned myself with the thread-take-up leaver. This morning I appear to be wearing a bindi .. which is not funny! Stop laughing!! I mean it! Stop now or I'm unsubscribing!

(Is it really almost 2 yrs since I broke a metacarpal doing dusting?)

It should now be perfectly clear to all of you that this "housework" is dangerous. You are not equipped with the proper safety devices to tackle these jobs, much less have the training and safeguards required for hazardous workplaces. You must stop immediately. Put those vacuum cleaners and dusters down. Step back. Find a really engrossing book, a comforter, and a box of chocolate. Better safe than sorry.

Why do you think I hardly ever do any?

I have a prominently displayed (though

Beverly, It may not be original but it sure is funny. Now I have to clean my computer screen. Please give warnings in the future. Juno

Sorry, I thought my posts carried an automatic warning. ;->

Beverly

My DH used to wonder about my sanity at times. I would be quietly reading the sewing newsgroups and suddenly explode with laughter. Usually Cea was the culprit/author. ;-)

myself with the thread-take-up leaver. This morning I appear to be wearing a bindi .. which is not funny! Stop laughing!! I mean it! Stop now or I'm unsubscribing! (Is it really almost 2 yrs since I broke a metacarpal doing dusting?)