On Monday I was pulled over by the Washington, DC police and they made me take a 'breath-a-lizer,' which I flunked. The cop said I was driving erratically, I was drinking, and gave he me a ticket for driving while under the influence and endangering others including my children, who were in the car. I protested loudly, and he said if he could he'd have given me a another citation for "driving while STUPID!" That's when they came and hauled me off to jail.
So, now, I'm going to try to get this cop fired. I'm reporting it that he molested me and sexually abused me in public, while in the process of stopping and citing me, and I'm also coaching my children to say all this in front of an attorney or a judge. That will teach any Washington DC cops to pull me over! I'm going to be the next Irish/Jew-convert Rodney King.
See you in the news; soon I won't have to be sewing muu-muus for a living.
Susan