AAARRRRGH!

I managed to find the Official Dictionary Definition for the word KETCH. Here it is...

Design Alteration: Generally occurs when one has imbibed one too many inebriants, thus rendering one incapable of turning a straight--or even curved, for that matter--line, meant to result in an aesthetically pleasing form. Sometimes occurs if one has been "putting another nail in the coffin" with most-times illegal substances (of course, on some college campuses the fine is only $25).

Editor's note: If you wish to partake in a design alteration, it's strongly recommended that you wear the appropriate respirator, face mask, gloves, elbow pads, knee pads, sports cup, and four leaf clover. While you're at it, don't forget the steel cage. (Steel cage is optional, but recommended for your health). End Editors Note.

I've had a few design alterations in my time, and all I gotta say is: Sometimes it sells, sometimes it don't!!! >;o)

-- Ali T. Borahan AliSails - Fine Wood Artistry & Custom Woodcrafts Web URL:

PS: Although the editor may imbibe at times, he NEVER, EVER does anything illegal while turning (no joke). ALWAYS BE SAFE WHEN YOU USE POWER TOOLS. THINK BEFORE YOU DO!!!

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Ah, so it is like steak! Except I don't put Catchup on either!

If the fishing wasn't so good lately I'd probably have a lot more bowls done...

...Kevin