You know, there a millions of people without a penis who still need one.Some lost "him" because of an accident , or because of animals (cats in most cases) or because "he" simply ran away.
So I make great wooden penises, because metal penises are to heavy for some people or to expensive - the cheap ones rust, which isn´t good either.
Yes, I make great wooden penises and superb wooden balls.
What wood do you use for wooden penises ?
Of course, you would use PECKERWOOD.
Or Balls-a
Many of these woods you guys are recommending are hard to come by.
or come by hard
Ironwood would be good.
Hand-rubbed finish?
And I suppose it's called a "woody"?
Will these be made to fill a crack in a bowl?
I doubt it is in the 'million's, more likely thousands. But, millions of men have lost part of their penises when they were forcibly mutilated at birth. 70% of American men don't have their foreskins. Wooden foreskins would be an even larger market for you and easier to turn. I suggest slippery elm...
I had a Hydrocele operation last week and every time I see this post I start hurting again. Bill
Hi guys,
While I understand the seriousness of this subject for all of you, it is a very serious subject for us women too. How about getting some input from us (e.g. what kind of wood to use, size, shape etc)?
I would have thought that using cherry might have some sort of resonance with women.
Graham
Cherry is OK as long as rottenstone is not used in the finishing process...
Tim
All in all this has been a fun post. On one of the islands in Japan, there has been a fertility ritual going on for hundreds of years in which newly weds and those wanting children, carry very large wooden penis's around in a type of parade and celibration. If I remember correctly,it was National Geographic that made the documentary film about this. Some of the wooden penis's were a few hundred years old, the sizes varied from 6" to 3 ft in length. Jim
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