I create wooden penises

You know, there a millions of people without a penis who still need one.Some lost "him" because of an accident , or because of animals (cats in most cases) or because "he" simply ran away.

So I make great wooden penises, because metal penises are to heavy for some people or to expensive - the cheap ones rust, which isn´t good either.

Yes, I make great wooden penises and superb wooden balls.

What wood do you use for wooden penises ?

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Adam Ben Nalois
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Bill Day

Of course, you would use PECKERWOOD.

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Jamrelliot

Or Balls-a

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Ralph Fedorak

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Paul Loseby

Many of these woods you guys are recommending are hard to come by.

Reply to
Leo Lichtman

or come by hard

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Brian Combs

Ironwood would be good.

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Bruce Ferguson

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Deb Drake

Hand-rubbed finish?

Reply to
Graham

And I suppose it's called a "woody"?

Reply to
Lance Kanaby

Will these be made to fill a crack in a bowl?

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Ghodges2

I doubt it is in the 'million's, more likely thousands. But, millions of men have lost part of their penises when they were forcibly mutilated at birth. 70% of American men don't have their foreskins. Wooden foreskins would be an even larger market for you and easier to turn. I suggest slippery elm...

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Dan Bollinger

I had a Hydrocele operation last week and every time I see this post I start hurting again. Bill

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Bill Badland

Hi guys,

While I understand the seriousness of this subject for all of you, it is a very serious subject for us women too. How about getting some input from us (e.g. what kind of wood to use, size, shape etc)?

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Mac

I would have thought that using cherry might have some sort of resonance with women.

Graham

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Graham

Cherry is OK as long as rottenstone is not used in the finishing process...

Tim

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The Guy

All in all this has been a fun post. On one of the islands in Japan, there has been a fertility ritual going on for hundreds of years in which newly weds and those wanting children, carry very large wooden penis's around in a type of parade and celibration. If I remember correctly,it was National Geographic that made the documentary film about this. Some of the wooden penis's were a few hundred years old, the sizes varied from 6" to 3 ft in length. Jim

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James E Gaydos

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