This is very tongue-in-cheek and meant to be funny. I say that up front so there's absolutely NO doubt and no one takes offense. I am worn out from working on my house and this just tickled my very sore and aching funny bone.... ;-)
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship.
You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
- When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
- When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
- When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
- When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.
- When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
- When you are confused, I will use little words.
- When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have....
- When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh!!!
- This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND!
*********************** Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth.
********************** Try sending this to 10 of your closest friends..... Then, get depressed 'cause you can only think of 4!