A man took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a cheap sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I did get to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, But I'm sleeping with a 50-year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
His wife being, a very reasonable woman, told him to go out and find a hot
25-year old blonde to sleep with and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a cheap sofa bed.