There was a little boy and his father walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little boy says "daddy what are they doing?". The father hesitates then quickly replies ''Ummm they are making cakes''
The next day they are at a zoo and the little boy sees two monkees having sex. Again he asks his father what they are doing and his father replies with the same response, making cakes.
The next day the boy says to his father ''you and Uncle Stu were making cakes in the lounge last night eh?''. Shocked, the father says ''how do you know?''
He says ''Because I licked the icing off the sofa''
LOL!!!