Had this sent to me and thought you animal lovers would like it....
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you are worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh me, me!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze, please, please, please!!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russel Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo Quiero Taco Bulb
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
Greyhound: If it's not moving, who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes the house my nails will be dry.
The cat's answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner and a massage?"
All of which proves, once again that while dogs have masters, cat's have staff.
Valerie