OT: Modern Day LOTR

Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, payed me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC, I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows XP CD. Too my surprise he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned on the oven. Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw a inscription, an inscription finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE8209450920F923A40EE10E510CC98D444AA08E1324

'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said.

'No but I can,' he said. 'The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:'

One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,

One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

Happy Holidays! Val

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VManes
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David Fields
*chortle* Will show your post to DH, he'll think it's a scream! Marisa
Reply to
Marisa Cappetta

ROTFLMAO!!!

Reply to
Barbara Forbes-Lyons

Dh and I got a good laugh from this. We thought this was a very clever way to get people to set their Microsoft products on fire ;o)

Reply to
Kyla

LMAO Becki "In between the moon and you, the angels have a better view of the crumbling difference between wrong and right." -- Counting Crows

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BeckiBead

vj found this in rec.crafts.beads, from Kalera Stratton :

]I will ]end up ruled by Microsoft. Sigh!

there is always Linux!

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vj

LOL!

Posting this from my ancient Mac, and wishing to stay out of the evil clutches of the One OS, but finding that I need a new computer and can't afford a G5 Mac (by far the fastest home computer on the market, and the most expensive! How I long for it! How futile the longing!) so I will end up ruled by Microsoft. Sigh!

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Kalera Stratton

Go Open Source, learn Linux! X is great!

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melinda

"Kalera Stratton" wrote Posting this from my ancient Mac, and wishing to stay out of the evil clutches of the One OS, but finding that I need a new computer and can't afford a G5 Mac (by far the fastest home computer on the market, and the most expensive! How I long for it! How futile the longing!) so I will end up ruled by Microsoft. Sigh!

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VManes

vj found this in rec.crafts.beads, from "VManes" :

]You want a powerful box? Plenty of deals from the mainstream vendors of ]machines with P4s at 3+ GHz. You can also assemble a decent machine for ]well under $1000. Doesn't take a lot of skill or knowhow, just a bit of ]common sense. Then you can put your name on it, not some big corporation's!

exactly. AND the DH has had great results with the e-machine he bought for $500.

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vj

LOL...well, *we* need the fastest machine. My DH is a programmer, and is working on cutting edge 3D rendering right now. Some of the things he is doing would take MONTHS to render one image on slower machines;o)

*My* computer is always second fastest. He puts the *old* (meaning 4-6 months) parts from his comp into mine when he upgrades ;o)
Reply to
Kyla

Install Linux and welcome to the free world!

Mavis

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AmazeR

Go Sister! We run K12LTSP Version 4.0, great if you have kids.

Mavis

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AmazeR

I'm on a steep learning curve! DH is the Linux guru in this house.

Reply to
melinda

Same here! Learning fast tho'.. LOL. Have to with DH here or get left waaay behind...

Mavis

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AmazeR

I definitely don't need a g5, which is why I'm not getting one... but what's the argument about it being the fastest? It's currently the only

64-bit home computer on the market. I do prefer the Mac OS, but I've souped up my mac with a 500 mhz g3 and 432 megs of RAM and it's just not fast enough for my needs, so upgrade it is. I manipulate large Photoshop files daily, and I also have to deal with eBay, which is slow enough under the VERY best of circumstances, let alone with a slower computer! I do a lot of shipping and I'm sick of kicking my husband off his computer so I can use the stamps.com software, so I really need to be able to install that on whatever I get... and that means Linux is out. We already have one Linux box. Wish I had a use for it. The bastards don't have software for Mac, either. Shipping is a key part of my business, and if there's a workaround for this issue, I'd like to know it. Even if I could afford a G5 I'd probably have to get a Windows machine too, just for shipping.

So it looks like, due to my specific making-a-living needs, I am looking at a Microsoft machine. :(

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Kalera Stratton

We have a Linux box, but I can't install my shipping software on it and I make my living shipping stuff.

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Kalera Stratton

Or you could load Linux on the old PC and by-pass the one o/s from the land of Redmond.

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John Batt

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