OT: Pancho comes home...

Reply to
Kalera Stratton
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I'm sorry, I must have misread that.....did you actually just tell me that your instructor leaned down and took sheep dick in his mouth, and chewed off a piece? I must go re-visit my dinner of smoked sausage now.

Wow, that was crude of me.

Reply to
~Candace~

Politically screwing him?

Reply to
~Candace~

fortunately, it's not the dick. He still needs that to pee with, right? This is just the testicles...they don't need them for anything after...

The Blessed Fiddy, Patroness Saint of the Disorganized LC in Sunny So Cal Personality Development Specialist (Full-Time Mom!)

Reply to
LC aka Fiddy

New meaning to fresh off the farm.

Reply to
~Candace~

She says fortunately. Okay, some part of my brain knew it wasn't the stick, but was actually the two berries. However, this does Not improve my perception of it one iota. That is a hard core sheep rancher.

Reply to
~Candace~

Oh......I bet his nose is just the softest warmest velvet....

.Stephanie.

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Reply to
Stephanie

yes, it is...*swoon*, and his face has a big white blaze that extends down into his nose, so it's kinda "pink"!!!

The Blessed Fiddy, Patroness Saint of the Disorganized LC in Sunny So Cal Personality Development Specialist (Full-Time Mom!)

Reply to
LC aka Fiddy

That was in the olden days, for speed. They'd just bite through the vans defrens, instead of taking off the whole testicle...

No anesthesia...no sterilization (except for the beast)...

Bite, spit, wipe, grab the next ram!

The Blessed Fiddy, Patroness Saint of the Disorganized LC in Sunny So Cal Personality Development Specialist (Full-Time Mom!)

Reply to
LC aka Fiddy

Just........................no. But kudos to those who came away still in possession of the original arrangement of their facial features!

Reply to
~Candace~

And then went home and kissed his wife with that mouth...

-Kalera

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LC aka Fiddy wrote:

Reply to
Kalera Stratton

Kissed his wife?..............hhhmmmmmmm wife........instead of paying for a vesectomy this year..........I could just..........

Reply to
~Candace~

I'm weird but one of the bestest smells in the world is a horse's muzzle - all horsey, grassy and sweet.

Reply to
Barbara Forbes-Lyons

AIIIIIIIIIII! Candace, NO!

-Kalera

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~Candace~ wrote:

Reply to
Kalera Stratton

Sorry, can't talk, mouth full.

cookie dough ice cream, you sicko

Reply to
~Candace~

LOL! You are toooo much, little lady!

-Kalera

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~Candace~ wrote:

Reply to
Kalera Stratton

Hitting floor hard and PIMP!

Reply to
starlia

Oh! A KEY act. Horse snuffling cannot be underestimated in gaining their acquaintance. ~~ Sooz To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. ~~Joseph Chilton Pearce

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Dr. Sooz

HOW is this weird? I so agree -- best smell ever. ~~ Sooz To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong. ~~Joseph Chilton Pearce

Reply to
Dr. Sooz

Yep. I've even heard that if you breathe on a horse's nose, they'll remember you forever...as in FOREVER. Like, they'll recognize you 10 years later, if you've sold them, and ...

well, I'm sappy, but I did hear it! LOL

The Blessed Fiddy, Patroness Saint of the Disorganized LC in Sunny So Cal Personality Development Specialist (Full-Time Mom!)

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LC aka Fiddy

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