Stop here if you think pimples are disgusting. However, it's a weird and somewhat funny story.
I'm not a kid anymore and getting pimples anywhere is a real pain. Most of the time I let them take their course and leave them alone and keep the areas really clean. However there are some blemishes that are just plain painful. So painful in fact that you can barely sit comfortably.
A week ago I felt an uncomfortable bump come up on my behind. It wasn't too painful so I ignored it. Then about three days ago I woke up and I was laying on my side. It was the side with the painful bump. The bump was actually throbbing. Since I'm no longer a girl and all my gymnastic moves have long since left me, I had to go check out this thing in the mirror. I realized it was time to get some relief and with little effort I was able to begin the initial popping. I pressed really hard and heard something hit the bathroom cabinet. What the heck could that be?
I found the area that was hit and thought it was strange that a pimple would hit so hard as to make a sound. It seems I had a piece of glass in my behind. It could have been a piece of frit or a piece from a shocky rod. Now when I say "glass is a pain in the ass" I mean it literally.