I just received this on another list and thought you all would enjoy it. Margaret (who is procrastinating and spending the time making lists of all the needlework kits I need)
Many of us "Older Folks" (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near
40) might be a bit confused about how we should present ourselves. We're
unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we
are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you
may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go
together and should be avoided:
- A nose ring and bifocals
- Spiked hair and bald spots
- A pierced tongue and dentures
- Miniskirts and support hose
- Ankle bracelets and corn pads
- Speedo's and cellulite
- A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
- Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
- Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
- Bikinis and liver spots
- Short shorts and varicose veins
- Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . .
- Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you
shop.