A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.
"So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?"
"40," replies the dog.
"How can there be 40?" exclaims the farmer. "I only bought 38!"
"I know," says the dog. "But I rounded them up."
R,d,h,
Cheryl
Cheryl Isaak ,in rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote: and entertained us with
Yes, but can you run fast enough or far enough ???
Dogs iz dumb.
Love, Miss Kitty Superior Being
Not at all. I've trained my household staff exactly to my specifications and she runs to do my bidding with the lowest woof.
Puff
Does it matter?
Cheryl
Dogs izn't dumb - dey go woof woof all da' time. FWIW - Puckster seems to have a better vocabulary than most of the 3 year olds I know. At least when we ask him to go get a specific toy, or bring it in from playing - he actually does it. Best thing - when he's buggin' us - "Where's your Daddy?" or "Go find ____" . If the blank has a name he knows then he's off. We'll have to work on the rounding up
Excellent puppy logic tail, Cheryl ;^"
Ellice
I saw a Budget rental truck today with the following moving tip printed on the side: "Do not pack the cat and the dog in the same box."
My cat does the same , when i tell him to go to a certain person , he always does it right ,, Not only that , he is hiding when the door bell rings , but when i say ;It is Ok it is xxxxx" a name he knows , he reappears ,,,, mirjam
Then Cheryl Isaak wrote:
And I say: Not really. No matter which way you run, you're eventually going to run into one of us!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
BTW, that joke was awful
lee good!!!! :))
Joan
I repeated it on my Belgian Tervuren list and someone said it was baaaaaad...
Elizabeth
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