OT-A Bad Pun for youknowwho

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Native Math

.There were three pregnant Indian squaws laying on animal hides about to give birth.

The first squaw, who was laying on a buffalo hide, gave birth to a 6 lb., 5 oz. baby boy.

The second, who was laying on a deer hide, gave birth to a 5 lb., 5 oz. baby boy.

The third, who was laying on a hippopotamus hide, gave birth to twin boys totaling 11 lb., 10 oz.

Therefore, we can conclude that the sons of the squaw on the hippopotamus hide equals the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.

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Lucille
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Ooh, ooh not even pc girl !

Reply to
lucretiaborgia

Me, not pc. I is a New Yawk Liberal and I think pc is fine but sometimes overdone, and it's also okay to call a joke just a joke and forget pc for a change.

Most important, is it funny?

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Lucille
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Reply to
lucretiaborgia

I hope so, and Joan too.

Reply to
Lucille

I never in my life expected the Pythagorean Theorem to be involved in a joke! Thanks!

Reply to
Mary

I've heard it before, am not a math whiz, but it still brought a smile to my face! :) See?

Joan

Reply to
NDJoan

The worst part is that I heard this as teenager! and it's still haunting me

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Reply to
Cheryl Isaak

So old it's dead now ?

Reply to
lucretiaborgia

Am I the only one who thought this was new. Oh well! It was new to me.

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Lucille

I hadn't heard it, I just thought, from her post maybe Cheryl was older than us dear lol

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lucretiaborgia

Just for reference and/or reminder the Pythagorean theorem is that in any right triangle, the square of the hypoteneus equals the sum of the squares of the other two sides. The simple example is -- in a right triangle with one side 3" and the other side 4", you add 9 (square of

3) and 16 (square of 4), which is 25. So the hypoteneus length will be whatever 25 is the square of, which is 5. Sorry about the grammar! When I was a kid, my father liked to show us all sorts of fun math and science and history goodies after dinner at the kitchen table, and Pythagorus wandered through when I was in 3rd grade. It was a good thing he had fun doing that stuff with my sisters and I since we had to learn math and sciences and history somewhere -- school didn't really cut it, but we all got magnificent SAT scores thanks to him! And I thought the joke was really pretty good!
Reply to
Mary

Thanks, so did I

Reply to
Lucille

We couldn't be so lucky!

Reply to
Cheryl Isaak

Nay - my math teacher told us the joke and he had to be in his late 50s in

1976
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Cheryl Isaak

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