Got this from a friend this weekend. Enjoy.
Anne (in Ellicott City, MD)
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
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Here's another one:
A little boy goes with his dad in the woods and sees two bunnies doing it. He askes dad "what are they doing"? So dad goes "they are making baby bunnies". Then they see two deer at it. Same question and the answer: they are making a baby deer.
After two more viewings they go home and that night the boy surprises his parents in bed. "What are you doing?" he asks. "We are making a little brother or sister". Then the boy says: I
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II "mommy turn over cause I want a puppy instead" (because of the positions of the animals in the forest)
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