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OT - a story about a leprechaun

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a leprechaun in a trap. The leprechaun said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the leprechaun, and the leprechaun said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The leprechaun warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The leprechaun said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The leprechaun then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife . Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

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Bruce Fletcher (Stronsay, Orkn
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"Bruce Fletcher (Stronsay, Orkney)" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@bt.com...

And some of us don`t think jokes about heart attacks are funny!

Pat

Reply to
Pat P

Yes, but some of us are just clearly in one hell of a bad mood today.

Elizabeth

Reply to
Dr. Brat

I can take them or leave them. One true story about my heart attack that brings tears of laughter to a friend's eyes every time he tells it -- I was sitting on my kitchen floor near the phone I had used to call 911 (NEVER expected to call 911 for myself!), and the paramedics were bringing the cart inside to haul me off to the hospital, when one of the men leaned down and said "Hello, Mary, do you recognize me?" Well, I was rather woozy, and simply did not know who he was, at which point he said "I'm your plumber!" And he actually was the plumber who had been at my house about a month earlier snaking out a pipe in my basement! It turns out that he was a volunteer fireman in his small town nearby, getting his paramedic rating, and was on a "ride- along".

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Mary

Nice to have someone you know turn up in that situation! When John was rushed off with heart failure a couple of years ago, he felt very reassured when the Dock Company Ambulance and paramedics (who have a terrific reputation here in any case) picked him up - all of them old friends and workmates.

I`m having heart tests at the moment, so I certainly don`t find much to laugh at in the subject!

Pat

Reply to
Pat P

I can imagine. I hope you're feeling well, Pat, and I'm sending lots of good thoughts your way. Take care.

Louisa

Reply to
Louisa.Duck

Those tests can be very scary! I have found that the medical folks are very good, though, and pleasant and helpful, and all of that helps. Getting positive results is the very, very best, though! Best wishes for great success!

Reply to
Mary

I can imagine - but DH did laugh very hard at it!

Hugs to you dear.

C
Reply to
Cheryl Isaak

Thanks everyone - ECG was OK, apart from a murmur, but my BP is up a bit still, so I have yet ANOTHER pill to take, and blood tests in two weeks time, for some reason.

Mind you, we have a VERY dishy new doctor - he`s Indian, VERY good-looking, and, best of all, has a lovely sense of humour. We were dreading losing our old doctor who retired recently, but we both like the new one a lot.

Pat

Reply to
Pat P

Now, you just behave yourself, Pat! We don't want John to have his BP raised, either! LOL

Joan

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Joan E.

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