OT - another groaner

Aug 01, 2013 2 Replies

Paddy's racing snail was not winning races anymore, so he decided to take its shell off to reduce its weight and make it more aerodynamic. It didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish.


Q. What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A. A nervous wreck.

Good one...haven't heard that one before! Scurrying of to send it to others!

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