Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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>At a Proctologist's door: >
>"To expedite your visit please back in." >
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>On a Plumber's truck: >
>"We repair what your husband fixed." >
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>On another Plumber's truck: >
>"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." >
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>On a Church's Billboard: >
>"7 days without God makes one weak." >
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>At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : >
>"Invite us to your next blowout." >
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>At a Towing company: >
>"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." >
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>On an Electrician's truck: >
>"Let us remove your shorts." >
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>In a Nonsmoking Area: >
>"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." >
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>On a Maternity Room door: >
>"Push. Push. Push." >
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>At an Optometrist's Office : >
>"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." >
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>On a Taxidermist's window: >
>"We really know our stuff." >
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>On a Fence: >
>"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" >
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>At a Car Dealership: >
>"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." >
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>Outside a Muffler Shop: >
>"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." >
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>In a Veterinarian's waiting room: >
>"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" >
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>At the Electric Company : >
>"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. >
>However, if you don't, you will be." >
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>In a Restaurant window : >
>"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." >
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>In the front yard of a Funeral Home : >
>"Drive carefully. We'll wait." >
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>At a Propane Filling Station , >
>"Thank heaven for little grills." >
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>And don't forget the sign at a >
>Chicago Radiator Shop: >
>"Best place in town to take a leak."
I know, I know.....I shouldn't encourage them!
R&D Sue