A blind man on a bar stool says to the barman, "Want to hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the man next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt karate man. The man sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225 lbs, and he's a rugby player. The chap on your right is 6'5" pushing 300 lbs and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, do you still want to tell that joke?" The blind man pauses for a moment then says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."