OT: stress relief!

From the Police Oracle

Naked man arrested for shouting at trees!

Dieter Braun, 43, from Recklinghausen said the stress release technique had worked perfectly until he was arrested.

He told police that venting his anger on the trees had stopped him shouting at his wife.

"If I didn't go to the woods and scream at the trees then my marriage would probably be over," he said.

He added taking his clothes off at the same time made him feel more relaxed.

"For me it's a type of relaxation therapy. Feeling the breeze on my naked skin really calms me down."

But local police said other visitors to the forest did not find his behaviour relaxing and have now charged him with causing a public nuisance.

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speaking of nudity... I went with friends of mine swimming at this spot the day before this happened. It's a beautiful big blue simming hole, and usually quiet mid-week but that day there was a pretty decent sized hippie group camped out, and a couple of them were skinny dipping while we were there. Imagine our amusement when we read the local paper the next day. Just try to picture this scenario!

HEADLINE: Skinny-Dipping Rescuers Also Need Rescue In the end, they emerged unscathed - and unclothed. But 50 skinny-dippers who decided to take a dead-of-night swim in the rushing Cheat River got a bit more than they bargained for.

Dozens of people had set up camp at a popular party spot called Bull Run, awaiting the start of the All Good Music Festival nearby. About 3:20 a.m. Thursday, dozens peeled off their clothes and jumped into the swift-moving water near the mouth of Little Sandy Creek.

Authorities say one man apparently had a seizure, and another rushed to his aid. The seizure victim floated to shore, but the would-be rescuer became trapped on a rock, said Masontown Volunteer Fire Chief Dan Luzier.

Firefighters set up a rescue effort with boats and ropes, but the campers - many of whom had just been at the Rainbow Family gathering in southern West Virginia - thought the response was too slow.

They grabbed fire department equipment and scrambled, still naked, to save their friend. Luzier said they lost some equipment and got another man stuck.

It took about two hours, but firefighters eventually plucked the two men from the water using ropes.

"Doing a swift-water rescue at that time of night is really tough," Luzier said. "We lost some equipment, but we saved two lives. These things usually don't turn out that good."

Information from: The Dominion Post,

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July 16, 2005

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