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OT. To lighten up the day

An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside inn with a sign reading, "George and the Dragon." He knocked.

The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye spare some victuals?" he asked.

The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. "No!" she shouted.

"Could I have a pint of ale?"

"No!" she shouted.

"Could I at least sleep in your stable?"

"No!" she shouted again.

The vagabond said, "Might I please..."

"What now?" the woman screeched, not allowing him to finish.

"D'ye suppose," he asked, "that I might have a word with George?"

Reply to
Gillian Murray
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Big Grin! I will admit that it took me a minute.

Reply to
Lucille

Oh Gillian - you must have worked hard to find that one lol

Reply to
lucretia borgia

When I grow up, I don't wanna be a gow. I wanna be a dragon.

Elizabeth

Reply to
epc123

When I grow up, I don't wanna be a gow. I wanna be a dragon.

Elizabeth

Well you've sure got a good start. Practice makes perfect!!! RD&H

Reply to
Lucille

It sounds like a character played by Peggy Mount

Reply to
Bruce Fletcher (remove denture

Gowdom will think about it, maybe or maybe not, we have The Power lol

Reply to
lucretia borgia

Nah...it is DH's feeble brain! We have been painting, so maybe the fumes got to him! LOL and also Lying Out Loud!

Reply to
Gillian Murray

Thank you, ma'am.

*grin*

Elizabeth

Reply to
epc123

*grin*

Elizabeth

Meant as a compliment and happily taken as one. ;^)

Reply to
Lucille

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