Thought some of you might like this:
THE TOP 10 SIGNS YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE:
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You answer the door before people knock.
Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
When someone says, "How are you?" you respond, "Good to the last drop."
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You don't tan, you roast.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
Joan