I know this is not a needlepoint subject, but it's so hillarious I just had to share it here.
Maureen
CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE.
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of baking soda
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
a bottle of rum
Sample the rum to check for quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the rum again. To be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the
electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one
teaspoon of sugar and beat again.
Make sure the rum is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the
mixer.Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of
dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers, pry it loose with a drewsciver.
Sample the rum to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of
salts. Or someting. Who cares? Check the rum. Now sift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or
something.
Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to
beat off the turner. Trow the bowl out the window, check the rum
again and go to bed.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!