VOT.for the ladies!The Washcloth

Mar 13, 2008 9 Replies

This came from my 96 year old ex-neighbor!



This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at



9:30 am.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.



The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.



As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.



So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.



I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.



I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.



Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.



I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"



I didn't respond.



After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.



After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"



I told her to get another one from the cupboard.



She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."



NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!


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Years ago I was assisting an MD with a PAP. The patient had two S&H Green Stamps (a 50 points and a 10 points) stuck to her.

He looked at me a couple of times but I acted as if I hadn't noticed them (knew I would laugh). After she left, he asked me why I hadn't removed them. I told him that if she found out we had thrown 60 points away, she would have killed us!

I always wondered what she thought when she found them!!

just me, Cathy from KY in CA

Oh dear.

I forget which comedienne did the routine, but there was one line I'll never forget.

"and what is the most dreaded line when you're on that table - SLIDE DOWN"

C

That was Joan Rivers. The whole routine was hilarious.

Lucille

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Thought it might be hers

Cheryl

IIRC that was a part of the routines she did when she said, not the exact words: "if you want your husband to think you were busy all day, pop open a box of cookies and then put a drop of vanilla behind your ears and tell him your exhausted from baking his favorite cookies." or "If you want him to think your just too tired to prepare dinner and have to go out, put a drop of Lestoil behind your ear and say your were cleaning all day."

There was one more of those lines.... Man she was funny (hate her current incarnation as fashion maven).

I agree and I hate her jewelry.

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and as they used to say back in Joan Rivers younger days, AWOMEN too.

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