OT- Are you a Maxine or a Martha??

*Martha's Way* Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

*Maxine's Way * Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

*Martha's Way* To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

*Maxine's Way * Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

*Martha's Way* When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

*Maxine's Way * Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.

*Martha's Way* If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix- me-up."

*Maxine's Way * If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"

*Martha's Way* Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

*Maxine's Way * Celery? Never heard of it!

*Martha's Way* Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

*Maxine's Way * The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't.

*Martha's Way* Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

*Maxine's Way * Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

*Martha's Way* If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

*Maxine's Way * Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

*Martha's Way* Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

*Maxine's Way * Leftover wine??????????? HELLO !!!!!!!

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jennellh
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Jennell, I love all of these, but this last one cracked me up! LOL!

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Sandy

I have a sign as you walk up to my front door-- Martha Stewart Doesn't Live Here!

Debbi in SO CA

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jennellh

I think I'm a Martha but there's a Maxine voice that talks to me all the time. Polly

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Polly Esther

I just had the nicest glass of red wine. DH went for a walk. I opened canned soup for supper, and stirred up biscuits with sage, a touch of cayenne pepper and lots of grated good cheddar cheese. Yum. Wine just hit the spot with those biscuits. I'm only allowed a little glass every now and then, so boy do I make the best of it.

I'm certain that I'm Maxine when it comes to house, Martha when it comes to food. I like to eat. Usually I make homemade soup, but keep the canned kind in the pantry for when I'm caught without "the real thing."

Better stop here. Wine is truly a gift to mankind. And womankind. I may sneak just a tiny bit more and lay off one of my pain meds for the night. What the heck.

Hugs and good glasses of wine to you all, Sunny

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Sunny

On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:14:18 -0500, jennellh wrote (in article ):

LOL!

Maureen

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Maureen Wozniak

I cook with wine - sometimes I even put it in the food!

Liz (would supply attribution if I knew where I read it)

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Liz Megerle

I also have a little plaque in my kitchen..".Martha Stewart doesnt live here. Neither does Bob Vila. "

Power of the Grape!! ya-hoooo!

nuf said! amy

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amy

...and the rest of the quote goes ... "it's a good thing!" I'm with you! Mah-thaaaa doesn't live at my house either!

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ME-Judy

I have it on a mug (one of six from Johnson Brothers Born to Shop range.

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Kate XXXXXX

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