>A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to a
>psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his
>self-esteem and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read
>on the train on the way home. He finished the book by the time he >reached his house.
>
>The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a
>finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that -
>I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
>prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
>meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner,
>you're going to draw me my bath so I can
>relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to
>dress me and comb my hair?"
>
>"The funeral director," his wife replied.
>
-- Jules