joke warning!

Thank you Jennifer. I laughed out loud. Affiliated with all four groups - many of my friends are Catholic, I support the Salvation Army, play the organ for the Presbyterians and was raised a Baptist. Just can't wait to share your joke with all of them. Polly

-------- What Religion Is Your Bra??

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.. "Type?" inquires the man, "There is more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple.

The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

Oh, brill! Gotta send it to Big Sis!

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure how to take this, being as how I am a converted Southern Baptist (from Methodist)

Larisa

Jennifer Hepworth wrote:

I'm in the same boat as you, POlly

Larisa

Polly Esther wrote:

Actually, I wasn't sure how to take it either. Since the Baptists are certain that cooking something and feeding folks is the answer to all problems, I sort of expected the Baptists to be in the nursing bra section. Polly

Aaaaaccckkkk! I need a "combo"! ;)

Guess we'd have to go to all 4 churches every weekend!!!!!!!! Wouldn't that keep us outta trouble

HEHEHHEEEEE Love Butterfly (church? what's that---t> I'm in the same boat as you, POlly