Thank you Jennifer. Forwarded to my sisters. They probably need a good giggle too. Polly
This was forwarded to me the other day and is worth a giggle or two on > the meter.
> Jennifer in Ottawa
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> 4 Men & Their Sons
>
> Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and > the
> fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men
> started talking and bragging about their sons.
> The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so
> successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to > him!"
> The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a
> multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his > friends a
> new Mercedes, fully "loaded."
> The third man said "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so
> incredibly
> well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."
> The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care > of
> business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. > How
> is yours doing?"
> The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a gay > bar."
> The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally > thrilled
> about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three > boyfriends
> gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio." >