Last night at the Guild Meeting, we needed to 'fill some time' so I got up and told Polly's Joke! I introduced it at a Christmas Joke from my friend in Mississippi, then spoke with an exaggerated Southern accent. Everyone either laughed or groaned. LOL
PAT in VA/USA
Will Mz Polly be retelling it... if not -- share it here for the newbies... or the oldies like me... who CRS!
CRS= Can't Remember Sh*&!!
This joke tickles me so much, I never can tell it without breaking up. Here you go . . .
Why did the Three Wise Men drive red trucks?
wait for it
They were coming from afar.
Polly (still tickled)
"Kate G." Will Mz Polly be retelling it... if not -- share it here for the newbies...
GROAN...... Polly -- the only thing better would be to hear you deliver it personally!!
i had to use my dad's voice (very southern) to realize the last word....LOL!! i gotta tell him that one...
amy in CNY
Oh good, Amy. I was hoping you would appear before it was time to put me to bed. Your Dad will enjoy the joke. Polly
"amy in CNY" i had to use my dad's voice (very southern) to realize the last
I'm just glad, Polly, that they put you to BED and not to SLEEP! LOL
Don't worry Amy! It took me more than two years to get it >ggg<
(A Brit, you understand!!) . In message , amy in CNY writes
The countdown to Christmas has officially started ..... Thank you, Miss Polly!! Hugs, PAT in VA/USA
Pat, you failed to mention whether or not your guild has asked you not to come back. Did you do a really good Mississippi accent? And do you know it's snowing in Mississippi? Must be global warming. Polly
"Pat in Virginia" The countdown to Christmas has officially started ..... Thank you, Miss
My guild knows it is stuck with me!! My MS accent is not very good .... but I got the point across. Snow in MS? Is Jim Cantore there? PAT
Somehow, I just don't think Cantore is *ever* coming back to Mississippi. He doesn't forgive or forget. Polly
"Pat in Virginia" My guild knows it is stuck with me!! My MS accent is not very good .... but
Howdy!
He's more the Big Blow type, not the Hell Freezes Over kind.
;-D
Jane Kennedy's Whose Woods Are These quilt:
Yes, Ms Polly...i do have a bad case of CRS....and a slow brain lately...sorry. the end of the year is so busy at work for us, and with the holidays...well, y'all know the rest of the story...
=P
amy in CNY P.S. Dad loved the joke!!
=P This reminds me of a horn missing one key
Butterfly
I'm still tickled at that one, too, Polly!
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