Some times the text the spammers use to foil the filters is pretty funny. Here is today's entry:
"He drew his arm back and heaved the penguin through the parlor window"
The mind just boggles. (And *what* did that poor penguin do to deserve that???? LOL)
Ate fish all over the crimble prezzies...
(mental picture of anguished penguin hurtling towards said window)
Choking on cup of tea
Maybe he was sick and tired of all their dancing!! LOL
-Irene
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--Mae West=20
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Maybe it was a penguin mint and he had just realized he was tired of being addicted to caffiene?
Nah. Caffiene is one of the four major food groups and surely one would die without it.
NightMist
I have a 'could be' scary spam tonight. Ebay is telling me that there is a serious dispute about payment to me for something I sold on ebay. I must reply immediately. Yeah. Right. Since I've never sold anything on ebay, I'm pretty sure it's just a hacker without a real life, but what if I were gullible enough to reply? Pretty nasty, methinks. Polly
The other three being chocolate, cookies, and smoked salmon...
I might not die, but some people around me would. Roberta in D
"NightMist" schrieb im Newsbeitrag news: snipped-for-privacy@news.madbbs.com... .
yeah wot she said!
I just discovered extra dark roast coffee..... ahhhhh
Don't be silly!
The other three are sugar, chocolate, and alcohol.
Granted, cookies are an important source of sugar. Smoked salmon however falls under condiments, like nuts and potato (crisps). They are something you have when you have alcohol.
NightMist
Not at all - whiskey is what you drink to help that Scottish smoked salmon down. Smoked salmon is the meal.
My mail man says besides caffeine, the other three food groups are canned, frozen, and take-out. :)
Perfectly simple - four food groups:
I like the way you think!
Me too. My options being chocolate and cheese Heather in West Oz
Scottish whiskey and Scottish smoked salmon, an ethnic menu?
NightMist
Howdy!
According to m-i-l, the first 2 are grease & salt.
Ragmop/Sandy --not gonna' argue w/ her
You expected something else from ME??? In this house you might also get Scots black Bun at New Year, served, in good Scots tradition with a wedge of the best farmhouse made English Stilton! :)
LOL!! A woman after my own heart. Alcohol as a food group. I must remember that when DH is mentioning some copious amount of wine I consumed.
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