This was forwarded to me this am -
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
>of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this
>jar home and bring back a s**en sample tomorrow."
>
>The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
>gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. >
>The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's
>like this: First, I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
>with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She
>tried it with her right hand, and then her left, still nothing. She tried
>it with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still
>nothing. We even called Arlene, our lady next door, she tried with both
>hands, then with her armpit, and she even tried it squeezin' between her
>knees, but still nothing.
>The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?"
>
>
>The old man replied, "Yep, and none of us could get the jar open."
jennellh(change the mail to news)