You know, that bird that starts singing at the top of it's lungs at four in the morning.
DH and I got into a mildly amusing discussion about it's gender. I hold that it must be male. No sane female is up at that hour unless a kid is squalling, in which case if they are singing it is quietly and soothingly. Plus males are much more likely to still be up at that hour after a night of overindulgence, and that is when they are most likely to start singing songs that they would not even attempt to hum at any other hour of the day or night. Besides, male birds have a reputation for being annoying in the morning. Witness roosters, and if a peacock is going to make a sound at all, I garaun-freaking-tee it will be at four in the morning! Unless it manages to sneak up on you.
DH of course disagrees, and holds that That Bird must be female. Beginning with the supposition that "sane female" is an oxymoron.
What do you think?
NightMist a query for the ages, which sound is more annoying? a peacock going through a paper shredder, or a peacock not going through a paper shredder?