Ugh ... sorry 'bout that. Not enough soda yet - not enough caffiene coursin' through my veins. We're in Panama City Beach (home of Mtv's Spring Break freak-stravaganza), Florida.
I have to humbly (and disgustedly) durn nigh promise you that while buildin' costs are looney all over the nation, that we take it to the acme of crazy. Usually with lovely kick-backs findin' their way into many commissioners' pockets.
We're the home of "1% capacity condos" - we have literally over 10,000 condo units (about 10 condo buildin's in all) and they're only at 1% capacity. Now you would think that most people would see that the market just isn't there, right? Nope!! We have another 10 plannin' to be built in the next year!! Meanwhile, you can't even SEE the beach from the road anymore ... when just two years ago, you could see durn nigh the whole thing!
Oh! Are you kiddin'? Our fine boys and girls in blue were the ones who busted Joe Francis of "Girls Gone Wild!"
You may ask WHY we busted'em (since bein' a creep isn't against the law)? Well, our fine sherrif asked JF to leave and not come back ... JF said that it's a free country and as long as he's not breakin' the law, he can do as he pleases. Well, that didn't sit well with the sherrif and he busted him proper on drug charges (Hydrocodone - for which JF had a prescription), bein' a public nuisance and operatin' a business (he took the pics of the girls in a rented beach house) without a license (or something to that effect). He took away JF's leased jet, all the cars listed in the business assets that were in our county, and slammed JF and his cronies in jail (no bail, thank you very much!).
5 (?) years later, most of the charges have been dropped due to lack of evidence and JF served a few hours community service - and got his stuff back - or at least, the stuff that Bay County didn't sell at auction!Oh, and we're also of the "Martin Anderson - Boot Camp death" fame, too. So, your comment about not wantin' to see our PD is RIGHT. If we treat our kids that way .... well, you get the picture. >:(
And we're also the home of the Medical Examiner (Sybers) who killed his wife ... he murdered her and then used his position as ME to bury her without an autopsy, therefore supposedly committin' the "perfect crime." His son committed suicide over his father murderin' his mom and gettin' away with it.
Eventually, though, he plead guilty and somehow ended up a free man in the deal. And no, you better believe that when he "got off" he ran for the hills and never came back!
So, no, chances are, you don't want to live here. But, if you just stay out of the elected illuminati's eyesight, you'd be fine. Sort of. Kind of. Maybe. :/
On the upshot, crime is nearly non-existent here (short of the fights that happen at our local strip clubs) ... there's no road rage, there's a sense of community, and everyone's friendly. I used to live in DC and even with all our problems (and we have a LOT) it's still a durn sight better than if we'd have stayed in the nation's capital. :/